A very attractive German woman, traveling with her girlfriends in a camper van in the remote Nordkapp area on the northernmost tip of Norway, got stuck on an icy mountain road far from any emergency help. Fearing they would slide down, she posted her picture on the dating app Tinder. A young guy with a mechanical digger showed up five minutes later.
YOU THINK YOU’RE TOO GOOD FOR ME!? A man called the police emergency number in Waukesha, Wisc., and asked the female dispatcher if she wanted to “fool around” or “spend some quality time together.” She declined.
OH, SO THAT WAS WHAT THAT WAS: A woman led police on a high-speed chase on an icy interstate in Gallup, N.M., which ended when she crashed into a pickup truck. She told the policeman who arrested her, “I’m sorry, I thought you were a bad guy.” The officer pointed out that he had engaged his siren and flashing lights during the chase.
SORRY, BRO, I JUST CAN’T HELP YOU: A man tried to rob a convenience store in Lafayette, La., despite the fact that the clerk behind the counter was his brother. The clerk lowered the protective glass that surrounds the checkout area, and his brother ran away.
GUILTY AS CHARGED, DUDE: A 20-year-old man, facing charges of simple drug possession in Lebanon, Tenn., smoked a marijuana cigarette when he appeared before the judge.
AND YET IT WAS SOMEHOW APPROPRIATE: People walking down Sauchiehall Street in Glasgow, Scotland, were shocked to see a couple engaging in passionate relations in the window of their apartment above the Nice N Sleazy bar.
ALLOW ME TO APOLOGIZE, OFFICER: A man, who was running from the police in St. Petersburg, Fla., tried to carjack a vehicle only to find that the driver was an undercover cop.
THESE BELONG TO YOU, SIR? Police, investing the theft of mobile phones at a rock concert in Amsterdam, Netherlands, found a man with 30 of the devices in his cycling shorts.
SORRY, MA’AM, THERE’S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT: A “highly intoxicated” 69-year-old woman repeatedly called the police emergency number in Largo, Fla., to complain about her husband.
YOU KNOW, THERE WAS SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT HIM: A 19-year-old man, with the word “Murder” tattooed on his forehead above his left eye, was convicted of murder in Greeley, Colo.
NEXT TIME, PLAN AHEAD: A burglar smashed the glass door of a cellphone store in Surrey, British Columbia, and slid under a security gate only to find that the expensive merchandise inside had been removed. Then, as the alarms went off, the owner watched on a security app on her mobile phone as he got stuck under the security gate as he tried to escape. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police soon arrived.
HEY, DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING? A man, anxious to get out on the water for some fishing, confused a fishing pole holder for the gas tank of his 18-foot boat and accidentally pumped 30 gallons of gas directly into the cockpit. The Hazmat team had to come and straighten this one out.
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